Welcome to my blog. When I woke up this morning I realized that if the world (and myself) need one more thing, its another blog. Another website. Another dude spouting off about whatever crosses his mind. I'm here to fill that need. Its your lucky day since you've stumbled onto what promises to be the best blog you will ever read. I say read, but its more accurate to say that you'll experience it. You see, there has been nothing like this in the history of the internet or the blogosphere. This blog will from this day forward be your one-stop-shop for everything you could possibly need in the world. From news, music, photos, videos, current affairs, celebrity gossip, the weather, the alcohol content of Zima, to the secret of Superman's underwear drawer, you will get it all right here my friends. Don't forget to bookmark this page and subscribe to this blog as it will undoubtedly become your first stop of the day when you turn on that computer in the morning and start thinking about what you can do to put off beginning any actual productive work.
Oh man, this is hard. Harder than I thought. Ok, uhm, forget everything I just said above. What I mean to say is that I'll probably write a lot of stuff at first and then get bored with it and slack. I'll probably update whenever I feel like it or have anything I feel is actually of any interest or worth sharing. Which could be once or twice a week or once or twice a month. News? probably not. Videos? Rarely. Photos? Definitely, although I make no promises as to frequency, quality, or quantity. Zima? Superman? I've got my own underwear drawer to organize. Anyhoo, please feel free to comment to let me know you're out there. And if you're an agent, publisher, or the CIA, then yes, I am available for representation, book deals, and secret agent work but I do expect a salary in line with my inflated perceptions of self worth. See you in the blogs...
matt crow
matt crow
I hear John Mayer has a pretty good blog. Hope you don't cut down on his turf.
ReplyDeleteI'll second you on the whole thing about being gung ho in the beginning and then slowly tapering off as time goes on to nearly a dead stop. Pretty soon I'm going to blog only when someone gives me a wheel barrel of money. I think I'm only a month behind about now on the blog..........
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Nice :) Welcome to blog world!! I made one a few monts ago to keep track of my training :) You can blog about yours too, till we get to Idaho :)
ReplyDeleteSuperman keeps his underwear in a drawer? Odd practice for a man who walks around with his underwear on the outside.
ReplyDeleteWow, one blog and you're done???
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